What If, What If, What If...... What Then?

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

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alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

watermelon-converse

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

escapaeronaut

This is a scheduled post for two days before the anniversary of the moon landing. Please get your moon themed items and foods sorted now in anticipation.

fluerallinmylis

I am fucking American from a “God Bless Everything the U.S. of A Has Ever Done” part of the country, and yet I am just now learning THE DATE of the Moon Landing!!

*ear worm of that one Even Stevens song*

Legitimately did not know this, but it makes me having a belated birthday get-together all the better since I am very much a moon-and-stars-all-things-nocturnal Witchy Goth Summer Bebe.

BRING ON THE MOON LANDING PARTY!!!

space the moon landing i’ve never thought about it before tonight and it makes me very upset i’m not sure why but i’m right!! lunar landing day “We went to the Moon in 1969 Not 1970 but a year sooner!
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lifehacksthatwork

Just a bunch of Useful websites - Updated for 2023

Removed/checked all links to make sure everything is working (03/03/23). Hope they help!

Sejda - Free online PDF editor.

Supercook - Have ingredients but no idea what to make? Put them in here and it’ll give you recipe ideas.

Still Tasty - Trying the above but unsure about whether that sauce in the fridge is still edible? Check here first.

Archive.ph - Paywall bypass. Like 12ft below but appears to work far better and across more sites in my testing. I’d recommend trying this one first as I had more success with it.

12ft – Hate paywalls? Try this site out.

Where Is This - Want to know where a picture was taken, this site can help.

TOS/DR - Terms of service, didn’t read. Gives you a summary of terms of service plus gives each site a privacy rating.

OneLook - Reverse dictionary for when you know the description of the word but can’t for the life of you remember the actual word.

My Abandonware - Brilliant site for free, legal games. Has games from 1978 up to present day across pc and console. You’ll be surprised by some of the games on there, some absolute gems.

Project Gutenberg – Always ends up on these type of lists and for very good reason. All works that are copyright free in one place.

Ninite – New PC? Install all of your programs in one go with no bloat or unnecessary crap.

PatchMyPC - Alternative to ninite with over 300 app options to keep upto date. Free for home users.

Unchecky – Tired of software trying to install additional unwanted programs? This will stop it completely by unchecking the necessary boxes when you install.

Sci-Hub – Research papers galore! Check here before shelling out money. And if it’s not here, try the next link in our list.

LibGen – Lots of free PDFs relate primarily to the sciences.

Zotero – A free and easy to use program to collect, organize, cite and share research.

Car Complaints – Buying a used car? Check out what other owners of the same model have to say about it first.

CamelCamelCamel – Check the historical prices of items on Amazon and set alerts for when prices drop.

Have I Been Pawned – Still the king when it comes to checking if your online accounts have been released in a data breach. Also able to sign up for email alerts if you’ve ever a victim of a breach.

I Have No TV - A collection of documentaries for you to while away the time. Completely free.

Radio Garden – Think Google Earth but wherever you zoom, you get the radio station of that place.

Just The Recipe – Paste in the url and get just the recipe as a result. No life story or adverts.

Tineye – An Amazing reverse image search tool.

My 90s TV – Simulates 90’s TV using YouTube videos. Also has My80sTV, My70sTV, My60sTV and for the younger ones out there, My00sTV. Lose yourself in nostalgia.

Foto Forensics – Free image analysis tools.

Old Games Download – A repository of games from the 90’s and early 2000’s. Get your fix of nostalgia here.

Online OCR – Convert pictures of text into actual text and output it in the format you need.

Remove Background – An amazingly quick and accurate way to remove backgrounds from your pictures.

Twoseven – Allows you to sync videos from providers such as Netflix, Youtube, Disney+ etc and watch them with your friends. Ad free and also has the ability to do real time video and text chat.

Terms of Service, Didn’t Read – Get a quick summary of Terms of service plus a privacy rating.

Coolors – Struggling to get a good combination of colors? This site will generate color palettes for you.

This To That – Need to glue two things together? This’ll help.

Photopea – A free online alternative to Adobe Photoshop. Does everything in your browser.

BitWarden – Free open source password manager.

Just Beam It - Peer to peer file transfer. Drop the file in on one end, click create link and send to whoever. Leave your pc on that page while they download. Because of how it works there are no file limits. It’s genuinely amazing. Best file transfer system I have ever used.

Atlas Obscura – Travelling to a new place? Find out the hidden treasures you should go to with Atlas Obscura.

ID Ransomware – Ever get ransomware on your computer? Use this to see if the virus infecting your pc has been cracked yet or not. Potentially saving you money. You can also sign up for email notifications if your particular problem hasn’t been cracked yet.

Way Back Machine – The Internet Archive is a non-profit library of millions of free books, movies, software, music, websites and loads more.

Rome2Rio – Directions from anywhere to anywhere by bus, train, plane, car and ferry.

Splitter – Seperate different audio tracks audio. Allowing you to split out music from the words for example.

myNoise – Gives you beautiful noises to match your mood. Increase your productivity, calm down and need help sleeping? All here for you.

DeepL – Best language translation tool on the web.

Forvo – Alternatively, if you need to hear a local speaking a word, this is the site for you.

For even more useful sites, there is an expanded list that can be found here.

theoutcastrogue

In light of the recent reddit disaster, may I add:

lemmy.dbzer0.com/c/piracy
where r/piracy emigrated, at least for now

rentry.co/megathread
pastebin version of r/piracy’s megathread

fluerallinmylis

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Originally posted by eyeamthat

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richmonds-disaster-bi

fluerallinmylis asked:

So apologies for mass-liking most of your blog - I just found, you lovely darling, and have fallen deeply in adoration for your AU’s and prompts.

Thought for the Charlie Tartt AU: Baby’s First Steps are on the pitch.

Say it’s a mini interview for the local news or some such, Jamie’s talking to the reporter and the boys are entertaining Charlie, holding his hands and helping him stand up and jump around like pre-walking babies do….

Only this is Baby Tartt and when he realizes his Damie isn’t paying attention or answering him, well he’ll just have to go get him (Roy Kent Glare in full effect)!

(It goes viral almost immediately and Jamie just snapping around, ignoring the reporter and dropping to his knees becomes the new hit meme)

richmonds-disaster-bi answered:

You are very welcome to my blog and rambles!!!! And I absolutely love this idea, so here, have this!

Jamie shifted from foot to foot as the interview drew near it’s end. He didn’t mind this one, but he could hear Charlie laughing in the background with the team. The sound making him want to go over and pick his little brother up and toss him in the air gently to hear that laugh that made Jamie fill with warmth.

Out of the corner of his eye, he could see Dani and Sam doing a weird dance. Charlie was sat on the pitch, clapping his hands together with Colin sitting behind him to make sure the little one was safe. Roy was closer to Jamie, eyes flitting between Jamie and Charlie. Ever their protector and it took everything in Jamie not to stop himself reaching out for his hand.

He and Roy’s relationship was still so fresh, but it felt as if they had been together years with how right it all felt.

“Sorreh, what was that?”, Jamie laughed, realising that he hadn’t been paying attention.

The interviewer, a lovely young female sports journalist just laughed with him. No annoyance in her voice or eyes as she repeated the question, grinning as she looked passed Jamie to what distracted him.

“The team seem to love their newest fan”, she commented after a few moments, pointing to where Sam and Colin were now holding Charlie’s hands. Charlie bouncing between them before they swung him gently a little off the ground under Roy’s watchful glare.

“They love Charlie, and he loves them. Honestleh, they’ve been some of my biggest support and his”, Jamie beamed, turning back to face her.

The interview continues for another few moments before it’s interupted by a gasp from Roy of all people that has Jamie turning to face the other but Roy is laser focused on something else. His mouth open slightly and Jamie swears he sees a glint in his eyes that means Roy is crying.

“Oh my god”, the interviewer gasped, and that has Jamie turning around just in time to see Charlie with a little Roy-like glare on his face, standing alone and taking a wobbly step as Colin and Sam watch. Isaac hovering with hands out behind him, ready to catch but Charlie is determined.

“Da”, Charlie huffs, eyes fixed on Jamie as he toddles forward and Jamie isn’t even thinking as he snaps his attention full towards his little man, dropping to his knees with his arms out as Charlie makes his way towards him.

The team follow him. All of them ready to step in but Charlie is truely a little mix of Jamie’s determination and Roy’s stubborness as he makes his way to him. His little face breaking into a grin when he finally pushes into Jamie’s hold, a hand slapping Jamie’s cheek as he proudly looks up at Jamie.

“Da!”, Charlie repeated, grumbling as he rubs a cheek off Jamie’s top before Jamie is cuddling him close.

“Char!”, Jamie choked out, overwhelmed with pride and happiness as he kisses his little brothers head, “You brilliant little boy”

“Takes after his big brother”, Roy’s voice is filled with pride, his hand warm and reassuring as it settled on Jamie’s back as the other crouched beside him.

Jamie didn’t know about that, but all he cared about right now was the way Charlie was laughing and reaching for Roy to pat his cheek too.

fluerallinmylis

So not only have you made me tear up, but just so you know, in the Ted-Lasso-Verse, the Roy Gasp™️ quickly replaced the Shocked Pikachu.


Also, AFC Richmond becomes universally-world-famous for the gif of all this boys trailing after Charlie then going absolutely insane when he gets to Jamie…


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You know Lasso-Verse Tumblr took that gif and RAN with it.

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donald-trump-official

“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

fluerallinmylis

i’ve seen a couple variations on this post and it’s too good not to do not mine trump speaks again satire donald trump parody
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prismatic-bell

I recently discovered laundry stripping and y’all, no matter how much of a crock of shit you think fast fashion is, you’re underestimating.

prismatic-bell

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OKAY SO. You know how we talk about how one way fast fashion has made itself “necessary” is that the clothing looks like shit and feels horrible after just a few washes?


Let. Me. Tell. You. Something.


Laundry stripping is a process where you load your laundry into a tub or bin (I’ve been using my bathtub) with warm water, half a cup of borax, half a cup of washing soda, and half a cup of laundry soap (not detergent, SOAP, there’s a chemical difference). Leave it there for at least eight hours. I’ve been going for 12-24.


What you will come back to is a tub full of nearly-opaque black-gray-brown water that absolutely REEKS. This is normal. You are looking at (and smelling) hard water buildup, body sweat and oils that were embedded in the fabric, dead skin, and just regular grime.


Wring out your clothes. Throw them in the washer. (I like to do a spin-only cycle before going any further, because I have one of those washers that determines by weight how much water any given load needs.) Wash as usual.


You will notice I didn’t suggest any further pretreatment, and that’s because 1) you don’t want to layer too many chemicals on top of each other but also 2) you may not even need it.


When your clothes come out, check each one as it goes into the dryer, and if anything else s still stained, set it aside to run again with a regular pretreatment. One of the sweaters I did this with apparently did need a second treatment…to deal with what appears to have possibly been a hot chocolate stain that was previously invisible due to “well, it’s old” dinginess. I was planning to throw this sweater out. It looks almost new now. I need to wash it one more time for the probably-a-hot-chocolate stain, and then it needs to have the hem weighted to block it and bring it back to evenness, but dude. I wear my clothes to rags and I thought this thing was unfixable. “I need to reshape it” is nothing.


Remove clothes from dryer when done. Fucking MARVEL at the colors and how good the fabric feels. Give them a smell. Get righteously and royally angry that you can rejuvenate this stuff so easily, with a process that does take awhile but is 90% hands-off, but we’ve been trained to believe it’s all got to be binned once a year because discoloration and gross fabric is “normal wear and tear” and can’t be fixed.


It’s utterly unreal! I just pulled a seven-year-old work undershirt out of the dryer and this thing looks NEW!! It FEELS almost new!!! One of the shirts I hung up from the last load is older than some of the people on this site and it went from “I keep this to wear on laundry day, for sentimental reasons” to “I could actually wear this out of the house, it looks old but respectable”! The pajama bottoms I’m wearing were from Goodwill and they have BRIGHT YELLOW in them! I thought it was goldenrod!!


I do not know how often you’re supposed to do this (doing it every time can strip the dye out of your clothes, not to mention it’s way too much work to do every time), but once or twice per season seems respectable. I don’t wear white, so I can’t test the “it will make whites look almost-new as well” claim, but I’ve seen a lot of people on the cleaning subreddit attest that it works.


Just remember: WASHING soda. Not baking soda. I tried baking soda and a little bit happened, but not a lot.


Go forth. Rejuvenate your clothing. Strip your laundry.

fluerallinmylis

Rebloggong this because fuck hell yes and also, wanna try it

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darkshrimpemotions

I made a uquiz that will guess your fandom age based on your answers!

tokillamockingbird427

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Prev tags by: @satan-incarnate-666

I got news.

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Congrats! I'm adopting you. Do not resist.

shadesofdeviant

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I can now officially claim to be the old fandom person I have always considered myself to be. I shall now go yell at clouds.

fluerallinmylis

*Insane Giggling*

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i expected nothing less tbh and i shall embrace it gladly fandom fandom elders uquiz this is for fun and jokes please don't take it too seriously
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westbor0baptistchurch

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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spn-fandom-breathing-heavily

not even risking that shit

codyslipring

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

tumblgang

  1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
  2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
  3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
skuubasally

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

luckytaters

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

galvan-in-portland

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

drayaintshit

☝🏾😂

mrsolodolo24

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

someoneintheshadow446

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

haiku-robot

idk who she is but
i have an exam today
so i’ll reblog her



^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
jacobmick

Because wise, I am.

seymonecristina

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

blackgirlart

2 million people aren’t wrong

kiiboi-v3

Zeroni sounds like a fancy kind of pasta :’) im so sorry

theytrey

Ooc/ I love this book and movie so much oh my god

carryonmywaywardcaptain

This post was liked when it appeared on my dash, so I know I’ve reblogged, but I’m not about to mess with her!

Also, these poor youths who have no idea 😭

rauggra

Sorry for being superstitious but hey, this is 2020.

alsamil

… It’s 2020

dealanexmachina

If I send her some splooge and onions it should be fine, right?

keenmarvellover

Nearly 3 million have reblogged this thing. Not taking a risk.

more-like-reyna

Idk who she is but my life is a fucking nightmare and I’m not taking any chances

ladyvesuvia

i dont get it

fives-cup-of-coffee

omg ves search it up

headcannonsforlife

I refuse for 2021 to be anything like 2020, so I shall put my trust in Madame Zeroni

memeingcheetah27

i like being able to live
life’s bad as it is no thanks

tommysparker

can’t risk it sorry

cade-the-dino

sorry no risks here

queenanon

Risk taker? Wrong person

nightingalestakeflight

it’s 2021 and this hellscape aint ded yet

ilove-evanpeters

paranoid help

the-slytherin-dumbass

It’s 2022 and this world is a hellscape. I am obviously going to reblog this. I wen back and took out all negatives because it is in my best interest to only have positives. I, also, made sure to have the best grammar and spelling I could. We have to be safe. Thank you.

zero-plus-zero-is-still-zero

I want a curse! Curses are cool!
But I’m reblogging this to say that.

…shit.

i-love-the-mcu-3001

3.5 million people are never wrong

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

nope not risking it been through enough this year already thanks reblog meme